Retreats and "and then ..." stories just go together, you know?

In the beginning ...
we were tied together by a hemp-like substance and had to somersault our way out of the knots.
And then ...
the clock struck midnight.
Everyone was asleep ... or so she thought.
Everyone was down by the lake cooking marshmallows ... or were they?
She noticed they were growing taller by the second!
And then ...
Bullwinkle the moose and Santa Claus came riding into Judson Collins Camp on a grizzly bear.
They were looking for those "who were naughty."
Since there were none, they set their sights on Grosse Pointe - looking for those who missed the youth retreat.
And then ...
we discovered the marshmallows, but a hedgehog got into the bag, so we couldn't eat the marshmallows.  =(
And then ... 
there was a big herd of rabid squirrels and rabbits that came, attacking everyone at the bonfire.
Then Jeff discovered a million dollars and bought stuff for everyone who came on the retreat.
And then ...
she obtained her new bikini body.
And then ...
they finished roasting the fat haunch of grizzly bear and put the goose eggs on to fry.
"There's nothing better than grizzly bacon and goose eggs for a Sunday morning brunch," said Abby.
And then ...
everyone fell into a big pool of Jell-o.
Suddenly Jeff's moose (with a saddle) came and pulled the group out.
And then ...
as we were pulling out of the parking lot of Judson Collins, the hedgehog finally decided to show himself, and chased after the car, just to taunt Abby.
The End