Retreats and "and then ..." stories just go together, you know?

In the beginning, there was a sneaky hedgehog, and then ...
at the low ropes course, Abby fell off the bridge and got knocked out.
And then ...
the cell phone rang.
It was his worst nightmare.
Jake had called to tell him his soul would be taken away forever!
And then ...
Jeff's cell phone finally got some service, when suddenly a giant grizzly bear came and snatched it out of his hand.
And then ...
Abigail looked out her window and saw a hedgehog.
It was past midnight, and the hedgehog said to her, "Shouldn't you be asleep?"
She woke from her dream and screamed.
And then ... 
Jesus and Santa came.
They were both riding Grizzly Bears.
And then they went to Burger King and got Whoppers and were very happy.
And then ...
the monkey caught the brass ring and gave pizza to all the good children who were at Judson Collins.
The End