We're back to those great "and then ..." stories!

It was a Thursday  ... Wait!  Scratch that.  It was a Friday of flying colors ...
Greg had just taken over the world, and everyone in GPUMC right now, besides Greg of course, was caught in a booby trap, and hanging upside down.
Greg's options were to
A. laugh at everyone, or
B. let them go and say he was the reason for their capture.
He chose option A, and that's why everyone includes Greg in their story in a negative way.
He should've chose option B.
But he has no regrets.
And then ...
he sprinted toward the exit, hoping to make it to the store before his pursuer.
The man chasing him was shooting frantically.
A stray bullet pierced Greg's heart; and yes, even his soul.
Luckily, our protagonist was safe ... for now.
And then ...
the boat wouldn't start.
They were in the middle of the lake on a dark and stormy night.
All of a sudden, the sea monster rocked the boat.
They had no way to escape!
Who would they feed to the monster?
And then ...
all the kids took a magical trip to Burger King, where they laughed and played.
When suddenly, two very tall giants entered the building.
The playful children were very interested, and swarmed the two of them, very interested to learn all about the Blunden boys.
And then ... 
Emma got out of bed one morning, and she was 6 foot seven inches tall.  
She ran into Greg at school.
He was also surprised when he woke up and he was 5 foot three inches.
He said, "Is it a dream, or a nightmare?"
And then ...
just as on a cold morning when a fresh dog turd is disturbed with a stick, the steam rises, mounting skyward, so too did Greg's anger rise until his eyes gleamed red.
"Stop killing me all the time!" he said, "Stop killing me!"
And then ...
we found Greg crying in the corner of the haunted house.
We all decided to go home and live happily ever after, but on the car ride home, we realized Greg wasn't there so we had to go back and get him.
When we found him for the 2nd time, we asked him where he was, and he said he was playing cards with some other guy in the dorm room.
Dr. Martin got really mad at him.
The End