| It was a dark and stormy night ... |
| the youth group of GPUMC was having a lock in. While they were playing sardines, they lost Greg |
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And then ...
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| the dog came into the room with his chew toy. When he saw the robber, he dropped the toy and hid in the corner. The thief tripped on the television he was stealing and fell on his face. |
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And then ...
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| a cat hissed as a tall man approached. He was holding a knife in one hand, and a teen-ager's head in the other. |
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And then ...
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| the chocolate cupcake ROTFLOL'ed after hearing a breaking news story on channel 7 about flaming flamingos that fell and couldn't get up. |
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And then ...
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| we went to workcamp. We worked for 5 hard days and had our one fun day. At the end of our week, we asked the owners of the homes how they liked our work, and they said they didn't like it, so we came home crying. We later found out one of our porches and additions fell down, so we cried some more. |
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And then ...
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| the last piece of pizza crust fell onto the brim of my fedora. "Thanks, Phil," she said, "I don't know how I could have finished it without you." |
| The End |