Here are two translations of a story, originally in German, by Christian vanBecelaere:
Can you figure out what was really going on?
The Robbery

The day caught indicate like any more other with Jeff, its breakfast to its two kittens. 
Everything would change later this day, represent became than a Jeff away from its two appraised cats the world. 
They see, quaked and were Fred not like other cat.
Furs quake was was blue and Fred green. 
Jeff was very carefully with its cats because there were many people, who wanted to steal it of it, and sell it. 
Today Jeff knew that it had to be very careful, because many of the people supervised it. 
During Jeff prepared for the interview before, that is day later at that he did not hear slunk himself the robber through the rear door. 
Before Jeff knew, what happened the robber was interior and out with the two kittens. 
After the days of the search after some days seeking by means of the police, became be able to see Jeff very sad and that it it never again verwirklicher. 
It stopped to seek and gave above hope. 
"I it cannot believe. My two best friends in the entire world and they are stolen by a more remarkable". 
It was three months before Jeff saw its two valuable again. 
This is the story therefrom how that three were connected again. 
It was two months, and the robbery of the two kittens appeared was. 
The two kittens became without Jeff very rotten and very sad. 
Something other happened with them also. 
Your light colored fur began to change itself into dark normal color. 
These made the robber very badly. 
All that it could tried it in order to change its color, support, but nothing functioned. 
It became finally so furiously that it threw it out of the house and forgot all over it. 
Later Jeff received a Ransomanmerkung. 
Said to pay five hunderd thousand dollars, around the kittens receive to zurückseitig. 
"I have not so much money!", said Jeff. ", But I that must recover". 
Just then, noted Jeff stwaas. 
There was a red Baseballschutzkäpp on the carpet. 
Jeff had saw this hat previously, and it knew, whom it possessed. 
Jeff receive in its auto and goes to the house of its friend 
When it get there, it saw Larry, its friend and the two kittens. 
The kittens protected happy and therefore Larry was.
"I appreciate, that you darstelltst out of my joke", purported Larry. 
"Yes, but you left for a while frightened me. 
Now if you understood, will not take I my kittens home, and do the Fernsehapparatinterview." 
Jeff became become final that man rich in the world, but he never forgot the day at which he lost almost the kittens. 
It read to rob its house impossibly and were concerned in order to lose it never again. 
Quaked and were Fred also with its rich new life very happy. 
They had the finest nourishment, the best toys and the most comfortable beds to the Sclafen interior. 
Each was very happy. 
The end

The Robbery

 The day began like any different one with Jeff, its two kaetzchen its breakfast gives. 
Everything would modify this day later, than Jeff would represent away from its two rated cats to the world. 
They see, Bob and Fred were not like other cats. 
Fur Bobs was blue and Fred was green. 
Jeff was very careful with its cats, because there were many people, which wanted to steal her from him, and they sell. 
Today Jeff knew the fact that he had to be very careful because many of the people monitored him. 
During Jeff he did not prepare the robber by the back door schlich for the interview, which is later on the day, heard. 
Before Jeff knew, what occurred, the robber was inside and out with the two kaetzchen. 
After the days of the look-up after some days looking up with the help of the police, Jeff became very sad and that he could see her never again more really. 
It stopped to look up and gave above hope. 
" I cannot believe it. My two best friends in the whole world and they are stolen by a stranger?. 
It was three months, before Jeff saw its two valuable again. 
This is history of it how the three were again connected. 
It was two months, and the robbery of the two kaetzchen had occurred. 
The two kaetzchen became very lazy and very sad without Jeff. 
Something else occurred with them also. 
Their bright colored skin began to transform into dark normal colours. 
This made very bad for the robber. 
He tried everything, which he could do, in order to modify their colours, supports, but nothing functioned.
It became finally so furious that it threw it from the house and forgot all over it. 
Jeff kept a Ransomanmerkung later. 
It said, to five dog-grounds thousands dollar to pay, around the kaetzchen received back-laterally. 
so much cash does not have!?, said Jeff.?, but I must back-get?. 
Even one then, considered Jeff stwaas. 
There was a red Baseballschutzkaepp on the carpet.
Jeff had foresaw this hat, and he knew, whom it possessed. 
Jeff received in its auto and drive to the house of its friend 
When it get there, it saw Larry, its friend and the two kaetzchen. 
The kaetzchen seemed lucky and thus were Larry. 
it estimates that you darstelltst from my joke?, meant Larry. 
but you let me geschrecken for one while. 
Now, if you did not understand, will I mean kaetzchen home to take, and do it the television set interview? 
Jeff became finally that rich man in the world becomes, but he never forgot the day, on which he lost almost the kaetzchen. 
It let be house not possibly rob and worried yourself, in order to never lose it again. 
Bob and Fred were very lucky also with their rich new lives. 
They had the finest food, the best play goods and the most comfortable beds to the Sclafen inside. 
Everyone was very lucky. 
The end 

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